Geneticists Astounded by Royal Baby’s Shocking Resemblance to Queen

Pediatricians and geneticists marvel at the leaked photos of a precocious Prince George, whose strong chin and fully developed teeth seem to descend directly from the throne.

Pediatricians and geneticists are marveling at leaked photos of a precocious Prince George, whose strong chin and fully developed teeth seem to descend directly from the throne.

LONDON, UK – British geneticists marveled this week over the first of several leaked photos showing rare initial glimpses of Prince George of Cambridge, the newest potential heir to the throne of Great Britain.  Medical scientists are baffled by his full set of adult teeth and his striking resemblance to his great-grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II.  Questions about the oddities of the royal gene pool have persisted throughout Western history, but this latest twist in the chromosomes has doctors everywhere scratching their heads.

Although some skeptics have questioned the validity of the pictures, arguing that they look digitally altered, we have no reason to doubt their authenticity.  The DME will continue to keep you informed as further information and photos are released.

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